Naboo Royal Five! by Piétt
(Set to the tune of Lou Bega's "Mambo No. 5", which you can hear here).
Uh five, four, three two one
Everybody all aboard, 'cause we're on the run, from the
Trade Fed and their droidekas, Nute Gunray has seized control,
Just like I tried to warn ya, Sio
Bib-ble's gonna stay here in Theed
He's got a battle droid army marching up his street
But I got Eirtaé, Rabé, Sabé, and Padmé,
And if it wasn't for them, the baddies woulda had me
So what can I do, I gotta keep my cool
When it comes to security, cool is the rule
Away we'll fly, eluding the Viceroy
With two Jedi, a Gungan, and our Decoy
(Chorus:)
A little bit of Rabé, on the right
A little bit of Padmé, keep her in sight
A little bit of Eirtaé, A-okay
A little bit of Sabé, save the day
A little bit of Saché, stay behind
A little bit of Yané, soothes my mind
A little bit of bravest in all the land
A little bit of 'maiden means a winning Hand!
(Naboo Royal Five!)
Jump down and hit the ground,
As soon as we touch down
Said Padmé, "Drop your weapons
"'cause they've won this round."
The kid from Tatooine,
Is not what he seems
And neither is our senator
And neither is the "Queen".
Fire your blasters once, and fire them twice
And if battle droids are dropping, we'll be alright
(Chorus)---------------------------------------
Lovely Eirtaé by Sergé
(Set to the tune of the Beatles' fabulous "Lovely Rita", which you can hear here).
Lovely Eirtaé Royal maid
Lovely Eirtaé Royal maid
Lovely Eirtaé Royal maid
Serving the Queen on Naboo
Faithful and brave and always by her side
In the palace on a Sunday
When I caught a glimpse of Eirtaé
polishing the marble with a piece of fine cloth
in her dress she seemed a Goddess
the bright colours smooth and flawless
Made her look a little like an angel on Earth
Lovely Eirtaé Royal maid
Can I inquire discretely
When are U free
to see me, ma cherie
On Naboo I tried to meet her
But the Queen, that stirring leader
Told me I could never hope to see her again
I got down and begged her Highness
But she said, "What are you, spineless?
Watch the VCR and take your loss like a man."
Lovely Eirtaé Royal maid
The Queen needs you more than I do
So now I'm here and you're still on Naboo
Lovely Royal maid
Eirtaé Royal maid
Oh, lovely Eirtaé Royal maid
The Song of Saché by Sergé
(Set to the tune of the Beatles' "Michelle" which you can listen to here).
Saché
I pray
night and day for you to come my way
my Saché
Saché
L'aimée
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
tres bien ensemble
I love you I love you I love you
Thats all I want to say
And once again I'll play
That "Menace"-pic on tape to see if you looked my way
Saché
Please say
If you'd spend a day with ol' Sergé
my Saché
I want you I want you I want you
I need to make you see
How splendid it would be
I'd take you in that starship to Coruscant with me
Saché
L'aimée
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
tres bien ensemble
I will play the VCR to see if you look my way
My Saché---------------------------------------
Sympathy for the Decoy by Piétt
(Set to the tune of the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil", which you can listen to here).
Please allow me to introduce myself;
I'm a girl who looks like the Queen.
I'm just a normal teenage girl
From the hills of Naboo, lush and green.
I was around when Qui-Gon Jinn
Had his moment of doubt and pain.
Made damn sure that Nute Gunray
Knew we would not co-operate.
Pleased to meet you! Can you pronounce my name?
Deceiving you is the nature of my game.
Dared to speak to big Boss Nass
When the Gungans all wanted us dead.
And when the Trade Fed marched on Theed
I wore the Scar of Remembrance so red.
Blasted battle droids three score and ten
With a silly-looking thing on my head.
Pleased to meet you! Can you pronounce my name?
Deceiving you is the nature of my game.
Spent a fine time with young Obi-Wan
Beneath Tatooine's blazing twin suns.
Some say that our Queen's in distress
But I stayed cool in that black-feather dress.
Commend a droid for saving us from the void
But that Gungan I think I'll avoid.
Pleased to meet you! Can you pronounce my name?
Deceiving you is the nature of my game.
{chorus of Naboo regulars} Hoo hoo, hoo hoo, hoo hoo, hoo hoo...---------------------------------------
Blue Senate Dress by ...?
(Set to the tune of Carl Perkins' "Blue Suede Shoes".)
Well it's a-five in the palace
Five on Naboo
Five with the Queen
They're the royal crew
But don't you
mess with my blue Senate dress
Well you can do anything
but don't you mess
with my blue Senate dress
Well you can take me along
or leave me in Theed
drag me to fights
till Naboo is freed
We can do any task
that's us five - no less
But oh oh honey
don't mess with that dress
And don't you
mess with my blue Senate dress
Well you can do anything
but don't mess
with that blue Senate dress
---------------------------------------
Oh Rabé by ...?
(Set to the tune of the Beatles' "Yesterday".)
Oh Rabé
I have loved you since I heard you say
to Ani that Padmé had gone away
Your accent was so heaven-lé
Suddenly
I met Lucas and he promised me
that you'll be back in Star Wars II and III
but waiting is such misery
Why you part was small
I don't know - he wouldn't say
I'd love one whole movie
with just my sweet Rabé
Oh Rabé
My heart is caught in your most gentle sway
You're like a lovely breeze that came my way
From some exotic sunny bay
I adore you my Rabé---------------------------------------
The Silly One by ...?
(Set to the tune of the Beatles' "A Hard Day's Night.")
She is the silly one
She's hard to spot among the rest
She is the silly one
But some may claim that she's the best
And when I get to Naboo
you'll find the things she can do
will make me feel alright
You know I pray all day
To catch a glimpse of sweet Yané
You know I pray all day
That she will make the villains pay
Cause I'm as certain as heck
In case of any attack
she'll save the queen oh yeah
And so George
please put her in Episode II
And so George
please give her a lightsaber too, ooo-ooo-ooo
ooow
She is the silly one
She's hard to spot among the rest
She is the silly one
But some may claim that she's the best
So then why wasn't she seen
On Coruscant with the Queen
What was she doing then?
Who knows where she was at?
Who knows where she was at?
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