Handmaiden Puns
...brought to you by the letter "é".
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Which handmaiden prefers the early show?
Matinée
What did the handmaiden sing to the Naboo Royal Navy?
Anchors Awée
What did the Canadian handmaiden say?
"é?"
Which handmaiden plays for the World Champion Lakers?
Kobé
Which handmaiden is called upon when applying for a job?
Resumé
Which handmaiden always postpones things?
Delé
What is a handmaiden's favorite but very delicate dish?
Soufflé
Which handmaiden was a renowned Impressionist painter?
Moné
Which handmaiden is she often confused with?
Mané
Which handmaiden made Tommy James and the Shondells feel alright now, yeah?
Moné Moné
Which handmaiden lives in a Magic Kingdom?
Disné
Who are four of her neighbors there?
Goofé, Mické, Minnié, & Daisé
What were the seven handmaidens in the forest called?
Sleepé, Grumpé, Dopé, etc.
Which handmaiden was a famous jazz trumpeter?
Dizzé Gillespé
Which dinner course is a handmaiden's favorite?
the Entreé
Which handmaiden is a member of the LPGA?
Fairwé
Which handmaiden is a pro at soothing sore muscles?
Bengué
Which grocery store do the handmaidens frequent?
Safewé
Which is a handmaiden's favorite kind of wine?
Fumé (as in "-blanc")
Which handmaiden tends to wander off on her own?
Stré
Which handmaiden is always way behind in the fashion stakes?
Passé
Which handmaiden is always well ahead of her?
Outré
Which handmaiden believes that "Blasters don't kill people. People kill people"?
Ennarré
Which handmaiden is adept at smoothly changing the subject?
Segué
Which handmaiden is Amidala's daughter?
Léa
What do the handmaidens use to cleanse their pores?
Oil of Olé
What do the Handmaidens use to turn themselves into greasy, moronic Naboo Royal Starship pilots?
Oil of Olié
What is the handmaidens' favorite softdrink?
Pepsé
Which handmaiden was soaked in brandy and lit afire?
Flambé
What is the handmaiden's favorite coffee variation?
Latté
What West Coast city did the handmaiden move to to make it in show biz?
L. É.
Which handmaiden is always agreeable?
Oké
Which handmaiden lies around doing nothing most the time?
Lézy
Which handmaiden is a fake?
Phoné
Which handmaiden won't stop complaining?
Whiné
What is the handmaidens' favorite variety of apple?
Bréburn
Which two handmaidens always vote opposite each other?
Yé and Né
What is the handmaidens' favorite color?
Gré
What are the most common types of weather on Naboo?
Sunné and Réné
What are the handmaidens' two favorite months?
Épril and Mé
What weapon do Jedi handmaidens use?
Lightsébers
What is a vain handmaiden's worst nightmare?
Bad Hair Dé
Which handmaiden is the lead singer of No Doubt?
Gwen Stefané
What is the HMs' favorite track-and-field event?
The 400-meter relé
What is the HMs' favorite frankfurter brand?
Esské
What's the handmaidens' favorite place to get sandwiches?
Subwé
What did the Handmaiden say as the bad guys flew off from Dulles Airport in a jumbo jet that was leaking fuel?
Yippé ki-yé . . . !
Which handmaiden feels just fine when it's cold?
Frosté
What ice cream concoction is a handmaiden's favorite dessert?
Parfé
Which handmaiden is cool as ice cream?
Sorbé
Which handmaiden had Viking ancestors?
Norwé
Which handmaiden had African ancestors?
Zimbabwé
Which handmaiden "struts about in an ostentatious manner"?
Saché (. . . get it??)
Which handmaiden loves Hawaiian music?
Ukelelé
What does she wear around her neck?
a Lé
What handmaiden is found in French bathrooms?
Bidé
Which handmaiden always had a quick-witted reply?
Touché
Which handmaiden had the job of parking the speeders?
Valé
Which handmaiden just doesn't seem to care?
Blasé
Which handmaiden thought the Trade Federation were just stopping by for a friendly visit?
Naïveté
Which handmaiden always expressed her incredulity in Yiddish?
Oy Vé
Which HM "knows" Spanish?
Sabé
Which handmaiden called for help from an endangered aircraft?
Médé
Which handmaiden had the job of dropping incendiaries out of the war plane?
Bombardié
What do you call the handmaiden who could sew?
Croché
Which brand of cosmetics do handmaidens prefer?
Almaé
What do handmaidens wear to retro disco parties?
Lamé
Who are the handmaidens' favorite female R&B singers?
Brandé, Sadé, Chanté...
What handmaiden can dance en pointe?
Ballé
What is the handmaidens' favorite Latin rhythm part?
Clavé
What type of bedding does a handmaiden prefer?
Duvé
Which handmaiden was a famous actress in the 1950's?
Doris Dé
Which HM won an Oscar for her role in the 1976 art-imitating-life movie, "Network"?
Fé Dunawé
Who is the handmaidens' favorite handmaiden actress?
Fridé Wilson
Who is the handmaidens' favorite Sith Lord actor?
Ré Park
What is the handmaidens' favorite sound system?
Dolbé
Which handmaiden likes Italian pasta?
Penné
Which handmaiden sells beauty products and flies in a pink speeder?
Maré Ké
Which handmaiden is always starting fights?
Melée
Which handmaiden is an expert in Japanese martial arts?
Karaté
Where does a handmaiden go to auction off her extra stuff?
e-Bé
Which handmaiden, by nickname, is a very tall fuzzy creature?
Chewé
What is her species called?
Wookiée
How many handmaidens does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two -- one to change the bulb and Sabé to "pull a switch!"
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