Handmaiden Puns
...brought to you by the letter "é".

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Which handmaiden prefers the early show?
Matinée


What did the handmaiden sing to the Naboo Royal Navy?
Anchors Awée

What did the Canadian handmaiden say?
"é?"

Which handmaiden plays for the World Champion Lakers?
Kobé

Which handmaiden is called upon when applying for a job?
Resumé

Which handmaiden always postpones things?
Delé

What is a handmaiden's favorite but very delicate dish?
Soufflé

Which handmaiden was a renowned Impressionist painter?
Moné

Which handmaiden is she often confused with?
Mané

Which handmaiden made Tommy James and the Shondells feel alright now, yeah?
Moné Moné

Which handmaiden lives in a Magic Kingdom?
Disné

Who are four of her neighbors there?
Goofé, Mické, Minnié, & Daisé

What were the seven handmaidens in the forest called?
Sleepé, Grumpé, Dopé, etc.

Which handmaiden was a famous jazz trumpeter?
Dizzé Gillespé

Which dinner course is a handmaiden's favorite?
the Entreé

Which handmaiden is a member of the LPGA?
Fairwé

Which handmaiden is a pro at soothing sore muscles?
Bengué

Which grocery store do the handmaidens frequent?
Safewé

Which is a handmaiden's favorite kind of wine?
Fumé (as in "-blanc")

Which handmaiden tends to wander off on her own?
Stré

Which handmaiden is always way behind in the fashion stakes?
Passé

Which handmaiden is always well ahead of her?
Outré

Which handmaiden believes that "Blasters don't kill people. People kill people"?
Ennarré

Which handmaiden is adept at smoothly changing the subject?
Segué

Which handmaiden is Amidala's daughter?
Léa

What do the handmaidens use to cleanse their pores?
Oil of Olé

What do the Handmaidens use to turn themselves into greasy, moronic Naboo Royal Starship pilots?
Oil of Olié

What is the handmaidens' favorite softdrink?
Pepsé

Which handmaiden was soaked in brandy and lit afire?
Flambé

What is the handmaiden's favorite coffee variation?
Latté

What West Coast city did the handmaiden move to to make it in show biz?
L. É.

Which handmaiden is always agreeable?
Oké

Which handmaiden lies around doing nothing most the time?
Lézy

Which handmaiden is a fake?
Phoné

Which handmaiden won't stop complaining?
Whiné

What is the handmaidens' favorite variety of apple?
Bréburn

Which two handmaidens always vote opposite each other?
Yé and Né

What is the handmaidens' favorite color?
Gré

What are the most common types of weather on Naboo?
Sunné and Réné

What are the handmaidens' two favorite months?
Épril and

What weapon do Jedi handmaidens use?
Lightsébers

What is a vain handmaiden's worst nightmare?
Bad Hair Dé

Which handmaiden is the lead singer of No Doubt?
Gwen Stefané

What is the HMs' favorite track-and-field event?
The 400-meter relé

What is the HMs' favorite frankfurter brand?
Esské

What's the handmaidens' favorite place to get sandwiches?
Subwé

What did the Handmaiden say as the bad guys flew off from Dulles Airport in a jumbo jet that was leaking fuel?
Yippé ki-yé . . . !

Which handmaiden feels just fine when it's cold?
Frosté

What ice cream concoction is a handmaiden's favorite dessert?
Parfé

Which handmaiden is cool as ice cream?
Sorbé

Which handmaiden had Viking ancestors?
Norwé

Which handmaiden had African ancestors?
Zimbabwé

Which handmaiden "struts about in an ostentatious manner"?
Saché (. . . get it??)

Which handmaiden loves Hawaiian music?
Ukelelé

What does she wear around her neck?
a

What handmaiden is found in French bathrooms?
Bidé

Which handmaiden always had a quick-witted reply?
Touché

Which handmaiden had the job of parking the speeders?
Valé

Which handmaiden just doesn't seem to care?
Blasé

Which handmaiden thought the Trade Federation were just stopping by for a friendly visit?
Naïveté

Which handmaiden always expressed her incredulity in Yiddish?
Oy Vé

Which HM "knows" Spanish?
Sabé

Which handmaiden called for help from an endangered aircraft?
Médé

Which handmaiden had the job of dropping incendiaries out of the war plane?
Bombardié

What do you call the handmaiden who could sew?
Croché

Which brand of cosmetics do handmaidens prefer?
Almaé

What do handmaidens wear to retro disco parties?
Lamé

Who are the handmaidens' favorite female R&B singers?
Brandé, Sadé, Chanté...

What handmaiden can dance en pointe?
Ballé

What is the handmaidens' favorite Latin rhythm part?
Clavé

What type of bedding does a handmaiden prefer?
Duvé

Which handmaiden was a famous actress in the 1950's?
Doris Dé

Which HM won an Oscar for her role in the 1976 art-imitating-life movie, "Network"?
Fé Dunawé

Who is the handmaidens' favorite handmaiden actress?
Fridé Wilson

Who is the handmaidens' favorite Sith Lord actor?
Ré Park

What is the handmaidens' favorite sound system?
Dolbé

Which handmaiden likes Italian pasta?
Penné

Which handmaiden sells beauty products and flies in a pink speeder?
Maré Ké

Which handmaiden is always starting fights?
Melée

Which handmaiden is an expert in Japanese martial arts?
Karaté

Where does a handmaiden go to auction off her extra stuff?
e-Bé

Which handmaiden, by nickname, is a very tall fuzzy creature?
Chewé

What is her species called?
Wookiée

How many handmaidens does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two -- one to change the bulb and Sabé to "pull a switch!"


 
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